«Bring on the movie.»

«Is that dallas?»

«Clearly you've mastered the art of the still-life here in your fantasy pad - and the fine camera pull-back - but then the movie ends before the sniper's bullet comes through the window, fired from atop the penis-like skyscraper, and takes your head...clean off.»

«I could hitchhike to Eastbourne and you could perform this movie with sock-puppets and it would still be faster than waiting for you to make the movie.»

«This sequence has taken men about 15 hours so far.»

«Now make the damn movie! »

«How long did that take you Roger?»

«PS You also spent Alex' surname wrong »

«So, in order to avoid Ken hassling you, you're putting the movie out in 30 second chunks?

Interesting idea, Roger.. unfortunately, I don't think it'll work »