Dr.Frankenstein Plastic Surgeon
Duration: 20min 36sec
Views: 7 051
Submitted: 12 years ago
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Description:
Originally made for TheRiott B Movie Competition.
Warning: Contains Coarse Language, Nudity, Violence and also may contain nuts.
IF THESE OFFEND YOU RUN AWAY NOW!
A woman's desire to be in the entertainment industry, gets cosmetic surgery and things progressively goes bad.
Starring:
Goofparade
Yeagmaster
Riott007
Sisch
A_N_D
6-Headedmonster
BudBundysMullet
Categories:
Comedy
«I love re watching this now and again. Still funny. Still awesome. »
«Justa classic, I know i rated and commented before but FUCK who dont like it.
GREAT GREAT STUFF ON SO MANY LEVELS.
wHAT A CAST, goes to show rioteers rule the fuckin roost.»
«Arghhh!!!!!»
«Very funny flick. Hope Hadji Thunder ger made. The custom scenes work great. 5 stars.»
«You have to make "Hadji Thunder!" I must see it. I MUST!»
«Bloody well right!
This flick gets beter after the 8th viewing ,9th beer, 2nd joint»
«i laughed more at this than 99% of the major "comedy" flicks from hollywood and co that came out those years.
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would give it unlimited stars than if it wouldnt crash the whole internets
«I laughed out load a few times. Just awesome. »
«You are canadian ? Do you speak french ?
Come on themovies.fr this is the french community.
bye»
«That was fantasticly fun, great job on this movie, everything was brilliant, the speaking joke, action joke, fake trailer and technical problem, brillant!»
«Right from the get-go I started laughing at the elevator scene with the brilliant switching of music--and never stopped! Heck, I'm STILL laughing. Great concept, fantastic music, and wonderful dialogue! Oh, and of course, exquisite mods!»
«**** stars
. Funny, close-to-the-bone-if-you're-a-nazi-for-political-correctness, and superbly edited. This section for me was the best in the movie - not least because of its great 70s jazz-funk soundtrack reminiscent of films like "Shaft". The VO from the narrator for this section was terrific.
An inventive cult comedy with many surprising and funny moments.
The story meandered away into nothing well before the end, but I was having too much fun watching this to care.
Highlights:
Q. What happens if the 50 foot woman gets drunk (luckily her booze bottle also was scaled up too; that must have contained several hundred gallons!) and throws up?
A. watch the film and laugh your socks off!
For a film which was about plastic surgery, this had surprisingly few gross-out moments (a couple of beheadings though!) - most of the zany humour was based on cultural references (Extreme Makeover, Batman and Dukes of Hazzard get a look-in), including to the old Frankenstein films. At times, it almost seemed like an updating of the story with the Doctor expressing regret for the monster he had unleashed (after hilariously bringing his patient back to life after seemingly killing her during surgery! ["It's alive!!"]) ...
Before then, we had explained to us what plastic surgery the main character, Lana, was to undergo - I refuse to spoil the joke, but it begins something like "She will have Angelina Jolie's lips, Jennifer Lopez's butt etc."
... later, we got the "Intermission" and an excellent faux trailer for a Bollywood version of Blaxploitation films ("Hadji Thunder"
I also laughed at the "Technical problems" card - the filmmaker really tests our patience here as we are forced to listen to the entire "The Dating Game" theme tune with nothing happening on screen ... and then it starts again! A brave gag, but I think it works. (It's also insanely catchy! aaarrrgghh - can't get it out of my head).
Such a well put together film - visually very good indeed. My only minor gripe was with the sound levels of the dialogue. Dr Frankenstein's lines were consistently too loud compared to the other characters - but not to an extent where one's enjoyment of the film was spoiled to a large extent.
The acting for all characters was very good though; entertaining performances throughout.
This film should be getting 5-stars - but now to my one major gripe:
Quite a lot of the music wasn't credited properly, including my favourite piece, the opening to the Hadji Thunder section. Apparently, this track exists somewhere on sounddogs.com if the credits are to be believed. Not good enough for me, I want to know who made it so I can easily check out more of their work, it's great!. So I'm docking this film a star for that.
Otherwise, this is a very polished piece of work masquerading as a cheap low-budget B movie. Funny and well worth watching.»
«lol lots of great bits in this flick,from sexy-bits to super-puke projectiles,and Indie-flicks to monkey projectionists(lol that bit was perfectly done hahaha!)
I liked the pop-culture references(yes I'm sorry to admit I did actually watch The Dukes of Hazzard the first couple of seasons lol)
Sorry I hadn't seen this sooner...
A fun monster-mish-mash of goofy ideas.
I like the turban mod lol!:-D»
«Your movie had me rolling. I really enjoyed it. Keep it up!»
«congratulations for your "grindhouse" movie and "hadji thunder" teaser.
So funny»
«I use to date Lana back in high school, before she got all famous and all. ===K4===»
«"Today you die!"
"Over my dead body."
This sh*t is just... Plain. Funny. Watch it. Now.»
«Plenty of children on here who go all mental as soon as they pixel tits lol but hey your choice in casting must of took ages to find a nice pair of tits haha, anyway great movie just as funny as it's a wonderful life.»
«i concur with the last guy " YAY! for Titties"»
«nice nudity and doctor's office mods. Love how you put the squeezing and shaking titties in the movie...awesome!»
«Super-Cali-fragilistic-exp-i Allah- dose -ya!»
«just like I expected: amazing, and definatly hilarious.
I about blew my pants everywhere from laughing so hard during the commercials. Amazing stuff man....like always.»
«I heartily endorse this product and or event.»
«good!liked it!»
«Jesus Christ! You have to make Hadji Thunder!!! Very funny movie man, with some nice uses of the nude mod.»
«Jesus Christ! You have to make Hadji Thunder!!! Very funny movie man, with some nice uses of the nude mod.»
«I agree, this IS the great style.
Actually, I really want to see Hadji Thunder! (But I'm sick like that...)
Fun!»
«this is the great style»
«I can only 3rd the call; we demand Hadji Thunder!!
(Surgeon General's Warning: This movie only gets more and more funny with repeated viewing... could be hazardous to your abdominal regions... you have been warned... PS make sure your bladder is empty before watching...)»
«Great Job Johnny, another solid original.
Now jump up and down for me..
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«Great movie to funny i loved it
everyone did a awesome job»
«Wow. No stones unturned, from sound to moddery to some very funny scenes. Be proud. This was excellent.
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«Truly twisted and hilarious...
Now bring on Hadji Thunder!»
«Long live truth in advertising. Funny and creative stuff combinded with superb acting make this an live up to it's billing. I must be falling behind the curve with the available new scenes and mods because I wouldn't have a clue how to create some of these scenes. »
«Effing hilarious!»
«Holy crap
How did you do ...What the hell? How how? Just holy shit...a movie has not impressed me like this one in a long time. »
«Twisted and funny»
«This was so fucking great!!!
Thanks for letting me be a part of this badass flick! You are the Motherfucking King of Motherfucking Comedy!
Peace Bitches!!»
«Boobs, ass-kicking Indians, jokes a plenty... and did I mention boobs?
Top quality; there is no bad here, only laughs galore»
«Ha - that was sheer excellence! I like how the intro to the International hit 'You Can Dance If You Want To' by Canada's Men Without Hats was on a loop in the Dr's waiting room. And good to see a complimentary copy of High Times in the recovery room, too. Ha - the Bollywood Blaxploitation Intermission is brilliant! I really want to see 'Hadji Thunder'»
«Holy Feck Batman!
I watched that, pissing myself laughing, then had to watch it again to catch the bits I missed.
Now I'm off to watch it a third time to marvel at the little, subtle, touches that make this as good a comedy as I've seen in years.
Loved it.»
«That was fuckingfantastic. "more air than a kite in a windstorm" and I almost choked on my coffee...That was just better than funny, that was Hi-lari-ious and original.
The little things make this funny, just gd laugh out loud funny. I'm gunna see it again!
Dude, just wow man. »
«Unfortunately, the greatest cinema experience ever conceived by the two~bit softwarez called 'The Movies' is a film about celebrity excess, cosmetic enhancements, and cop executioners! Hands down the funniest fucking film in recent mammary!! With slick techniques beyond limitations, hilariously satirical lines delivered with painstaking fidelity, topped off with Bud's patented, precision to detail, timing and nut busting writing makes this a pinnacle in comedy bijou!!!»
«Shit hot mods + Frankenhooker + Bollyxploitation + titties + redneck humour + hollywood satire + horror + balls out VOs + mo titties + great timing + decapitation = 1 KICK ASS FLICK! - I had a feeling you were up to no good... »
«absolutely lovin it!
Indeed TMU`s King of Comedy! =)»
«Comedy gold!
The attention to detail makes every moment of this movie a treasure. I was laughing so hard from "he reached into the gerbil cage..." onwards that I had tears in my eyes.»
«Love it!!!!!
I laughed so much, had to rewind it several times! Great direction, effects, vo's, music - I could say more, but I don't want to spoil any surprises for the viewers....
Absolutely brilliant!!!»
«OMFG!! Absolutely Brilliant Bud... WOW!!! I've been waiting for this to come out & it has truly exceeded my expectations... I'm blown away by it. You Sir are a freakin Genius! Great VO's too from an awesome cast. I thought the Fluffer did an amazing job!»
«goddamnbrilliant.»
«You have a strange sense of comedy... which isnt a bad thing. Halirous stuff here!»
«all i can say is fucking awesome bro!
clever dialogue and great comedic timing performed by goofparade, yeag and company...it is absolutely hilarious...glad to see this one finally cum out...
TMU's King of Comedy ..yes i proclaim it! bitches!!»