Girl You Derive Me Crazy - Awkward Teenage Man Syndrome

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Description: AVAILABLE NOW ON iTUNES http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/girl-you-derive-me-crazy-single/id440506473 The brand new original single Girl You Derive Me Crazy by my nerd band Awkward Teenage Man Syndrome(http://www.facebook.com/LetsGetAwkward). Thanks to Ryan Murry, the city of Edmond, A.I. Comics and the Edmond Public Library for their help during filming. Awkward Teenage Man Syndrome is composed of: Lyrics/Vocals...........Stephen Sanders Guitar........................Justin Lyons Piano/Keyboard.....Thomas Owens Lyrics: One day while I was multiplying pi I turned around and then I caught your eye And you caught mine, and ever since that day I learned that calc is fun and games if you\\\\\\'ve got someone to calcudate. I wanna lie tangent to your curves Cos girl you derive me crazy dMe/dYou shows how fast I\\\\\\'m falling And if they integrate us They\\\\\\'ll never separate us They\\\\\\'ll just find our little area of love. I integrate but can\\\\\\'t figure you out If only I could get you to C I swear to you I\\\\\\'m seriesous There\\\\\\'s no need to test me But if you really want I\\\\\\'ll diverge and give you space I don\\\\\\'t want you to become an X I\\\\\\'d rather be a pair, a metric ton of love. For Valentine\\\\\\'s Day I made you a cardiod Set my calculator to Polar If you could only see, can\\\\\\'t I please be yours as we go onto infinity Cos you make my heart palpitate as I can\\\\\\'t help but calculate I run it through but can\\\\\\'t compute because for U there is no substitute. I don\\\\\\'t know any other way to say this but I wanna lie tangent to your curves Cos girl you derive me crazy dMe/dYou shows how fast I\\\\\\'m falling And if they integrate us They\\\\\\'ll never separate us They\\\\\\'ll just find our little area of love Once we were partial fractions, then we were put together By some magical vdu, A and B, me and you I hope they never have to separate us I feel that\\\\\\'d be improper I don\\\\\\'t care if they Sigmatize us for the way we never cusp But as our series adds up even though it alternates I\\\\\\'ll admit its not always great And sometimes I screw up and feel like an idiot Somehow you don\\\\\\'t care and as it all turns out We always end up less than 3 This is the nth time I\\\\\\'m saying this but I wanna lie tangent to your curves Cos girl you derive me crazy dMe/dYou shows how fast I\\\\\\'m falling And if they integrate us They\\\\\\'ll never separate us They\\\\\\'ll just find our little area of love If they graphed our relationship they\\\\\\'d find no discontinuities for while others may jump and skip we\\\\\\'re continuously continuous And as we go on and on and on I still can\\\\\\'t predict our end behavior While I\\\\\\'d hope its still an upward slope things get tricky at our major points of inflection Some days we\\\\\\'re concave up Happy as young pups Then others we\\\\\\'re concave down with a rightside frown You met a guy named Victor Vector He\\\\\\'s taking you a different direction He\\\\\\'s got a new job as an art director And I can\\\\\\'t calculate that, there\\\\\\'s just too many variables It seems the point at which we intersect has met the point at which we part and exponentially I see decay for me and growth for he I\\\\\\'m fading out and going to zero But as you go I try one last time I wanna lie tangent to your curves Cos girl you derive me crazy dMe/dYou shows how fast I\\\\\\'m falling And if they integrate us They\\\\\\'ll never separate us They\\\\\\'ll just find our little area of love You turn around and I can tell You didn\\\\\\'t like my chorus But then it turns I don\\\\\\'t C so well And things look good for us I sometimes think too logically But then again its why you like me While I\\\\\\'m not so good at being cutesy I try my best with what I can be Trigonometric inverse fractions The heck with those The factorial is this You\\\\\\'re better than all that math. But lets do one last problem, you + me + kiss.