Iron Bitches (The Movie)
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Tagline: See It With A Bud!
Rated R - by our friends of the Motion Picture Association of America. Fuck them!
Starring:
Devin Akiko as Chikubi Manzuri
Jennifer Lawrence as Maria Futura XXX 69
Franco Nero as Master Drexel
Denise Richards as Pussy-Bot
Alexis Bledel as Holly Gram
Bitch Cassidy as herself
Written, Produced and Directed by SHIDDEN SHIDDOG.
«whoa, HER SHOWER DRAIN IS CLOGGED!!»
«Rude, crude and thoroughly entertaining. I'll toss a unique in there as well. Like a Cherry2000 on crack. I was fascinated by the overt sexuality mixed in with all the burned, ripped, inked and mutilated flesh. Then there was the quantity of potty speak all performed by the happy robot voices. Bizarre. Some definite skills mixed in here and an eye for solid cinematography. Good work.»
«Loved it! very cool stuff.»
«Watched agian.
Yeah thats still fucked up!
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«LOL WOW.
Speechless. »
«nope i aint zipman. im just me, myself and i... AKA shidden shiddog
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«I'm ashamed I neglected to comment when I first watched this.
Fun flick. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Mindless entertainment is good when it's done well.
(Are you zipman on a forum I know?)»
«Bad-ass!
Watched it twice, called others into the room and watched it again.
Really great work all around.»
«Wow, that was one of the most original, well done movies I've ever seen. Also so far this is the only movie where I actually enjoyed the text to speech voice overs or whatever they're called...motherfucker?»
«Very funny..especially the last scene whre the pussy bot ackwardly lands on Dexel.
glad there was no hairy bushes in this one. Thanks for that.»
«How tawdry. Unless this is a video about a theoretical dystopia, and therefore a complete satire of itself.
It's well made for what it is. I'm not saying effort wasn't put into it. But I cannot take this film at all seriously unless it is a complete and utter criticism of itself and everything it stands for. Unless it's the perfect example of what this author believes the world should NOT become, I cannot think this deserves 5 stars. It's just another violent skin flick if it is.
If they've ever made movies like this historically, they rank as low as "Manos: The Hands of Fate" or "Thomas and the Magic Railroad" in terms of plot and content. A pile of crap, no matter how beautifully designed, decorated, or presented, is still a pile of crap. And no, it's not because you're new, it's because your plot and point are completely lacking. If you'd have made this back in 1964, I would still have rated it one star.»
«Wow! That is all i can say. Nice B film!
Peace out and Rock on!!
SMOKSTIR13»
«the designs and story were interesting and appealing, and the opening presentation was reminiscent of the 70s grindhouse movies, which is where I'm a bit 50/50 on how to feel about most of the dialogue. Sometimes it felt too immature, as if the cursing was just done just cause, but at the same time, that sense of freedom with the writing and directing is what's makes short films like this worth watching. Overall the work put into this is to be praised. »
«oscars all round guys»
«tHANK yOU For tHIS.»
«That was pretty awesome. Nice work. Where can I meet ladies like this?»
«That was pretty awesome. Nice work. Where can I meet ladies like this?»
«i have no idea what i just watched, but it was a spectacle!!
luuuvvvvved the kraftwerk boing boom tschak!!»
«Absolutely fucking brilliant!
One of the coolest movies of the year, period.
Outstanding editing, sound design, score and effects blew my previously drug induced mind.
Weird and wonderful storytelling and I have no idea how one could "classify" this in a specific category.
Text to speak worked as good as any film Ive ever seen it used in.
Or was it Text to speak?
At first I was a little leary over the usage of known names like Denise Richards etc., but somehow it also works in some bizzare way.
Strange, and just plain fucked up, and highly reccomended to adults with brains.
Great work Shidden, and welcome to the U!»