«A good movie indeed. I absolutely love the Kill Bill parody. However, I just wanted more of CSI: Miami in this instead of just one-liners so I was kinda let down. All in all, 4 stars, the previous one works better for me.»
The Tom Wopat Christmas Spectacular
«Up to the semi-conscious minute review follows, en suite;
Whoa~ho~ho! I'm really enjoying the chimney feces at least twice as much as the douchebaggery talk in the comments section. Really though, 50 fucking minutes!? That's ... that's implausible! What? No!!!! Spanish dwarf matadors!? Where the motherfuckisthisgoing!?!
C'mon,Twisted Sister has a helluva lot more classics then just the fall/throwback two platitudinal standards you dished out ... Fuck a duck did that just happen?! Ninja queer~bating to everyone's favourite telefunk!? Grrrr snort chortle! I have a very bad gift exchange story ... so bad, it can't be repeated here, but the rampant homoerotiscism as Santa diddles his holiday cheer as s/he lays passed out across the upturned sheets, of our memories...
Oh shit! Gotta get me one of ... Oh christ, don't mention the blood!!! Nothing a 20 second Q-tip of pain can't banish. What the fuck was that number again?
Ahhh, who cares? Give those fuckers all the smokes they need. Also, never raise the price! Yeah, Bundy, Winston tastes good, like a fat, precambrian r/cock should! M~m~merry K~k~kristmas you backwards, hillbilly, banjo playin' throwback, arian whore!! Was that you're bro in the red sheet? Jesus christ! Who in the hell does he think he is?
It's about time you openly mock our australlien counterparts. Is this guy gonna Run so far away? His hair implies the flight of a seagull, covered in it's damning gulf gasoline. Those criminal limy's never get the good shows. Could it be the 24 hour flight?
Brahhhh~haaa~haaa! isn't that just like a woman?
'Few commercials, and some dangerous channel surfing. That duke slut, needs the old ... YeahhhhhH! I so learned how to drive from that game! Google eyes is freakin'!
This scene seems familiar. That voice, those rustic pajamas ... oh yeah, freaksville. And i'm talking about anyone who pierces them both, not that urangutang Slim.
Sleeper, more like half asleep at this point. Fuck! i wasted 35 minutes already? And... and all we have to shew for it is some papier mache cut outs? Actually, that explosion wasn't expected, but it was appreciated.
Dose animals talk now? Oh shit! My favourite excuse for cheer and hulahoops and shit!!! Were Simon's tits always that big? it's about time Dave got it together! It's fucked up Alvin. Ha! Jumping Jesus Christ in a birch~bark canoe! He shot them with a salvia trip or some shit. What the fuck is going on!? They're swallowing his nuts in a slow mo!? Dave's totally tripping balls! 'Good question.
Oh i've been there. Shit, i was born there. How embarassing for all parties involved. Those fake, distended teats ... even Zanta wouldn't fall for them pencil erasers. Even if they were nursed like a lactating baby. Am i the only one that smells trap?
Jesus is totally black, you're fooling no one here. Yeah, that sucks Jeezer, but is it really over 5 minutes of credits past the facts?
yay! Tom. Who is that again? Oh some conservative newsanchor or something? Anyhow, it's John Schnieder for me, and anyone who respects the body politic!!! Besides, he was way stronger of a character in that show Cybil. Christ that made me blow my load, back in the day. Still, not as much, however, as Benny Hill.
No shit? Still with the credits now? This is unfucking bearable! Whoa, cool end graphics though. And that's it? And i'm still writng!?
No really, if i wasn't beaten as a child, and doubly so, on christmas morning, i might have appreciated it more, but as it stands, i can only say it was fucking hilarious. But, hilarious, like, your drunk father giving you a black eye kinda' hilarious, before he collapses into a ball and pisses himself. Hardy har har!»
«O.m.g that was disturbing on a new level..but it was so well made and extremely funny. I about shit myself.
I don't even know where to start what I loved the most...midgets, shit jokes, the pink bar...was that a new gimp outfit? I really could go on...but lord, just every scene was perfect.
Jesus H Christ.
«That golden voiced KKKoir warmed my little heart
I just noticed thebiz has a great announcer type voice
Just love the concert bit...everything about it is fucking sweet
"Some asshole and his casio" would make a cool album title
I think we all learned an important lesson
like the Ultimate Warrior says "smoking is bad and roids are good"»
«Congratulations, this is the first time I've ever sat through a 50+ minute movie without any full penetration. I guess that makes this the greatest movie ever.
Of course there were midgets, carolling Klansmen, Santa Clause shit, Mr. Microphone, and erect penises to make up for the lack of full penetration. »
«sound editing is as expectantly top-shelf.
Got caught off gaurd going to a second part of the review, but I don't think it's a secret how cool thebiz is, I'm still copying his TM stuff and I'm proud to say I always will, he's runnin shit, and we can hope to be as good as him...
Sixy is a genius.
Fuck you. Dont think so?
Nothing else to talk about here then.
Thanks alot for including me Bud.
Merry fuckin EX-MAS EVERYONE!»
«Bud, when ya pm'd me in Feb., if Id b a part of this fiasco, I didnt need to see the cast to say yes.
From the start I was goin thru some shit and was hoping to b able to participate....
Even w/out a computer this movie and the private social thread you created changed collaborative movie-making, for me from here on out.
I played a small role in this classic, but Im not afraid to say when Kwis brought OUR skit to life, my pride swelled like the pecker he so eloquently displayed during the "FUCK CHRISTMAS" bit, and thats enough for my hollow yuletide dreams, during this wondrous time of year.
Your sound detail and attention to editing is what really should attract the casual observer and as bias as I am, this movie should at least have some "Ollie' circles at least giving a fuck.
If GP's contributions arent recognized for his musical contributions here, his legenday voice skills continue to be the mainstay and any voice actor wanting to learn how to be awesome, should hope to get a return reply from this entertainment and accomodating LEGEND.
The music and »
«Chia Jesus-Im there!
Thanks for fifty sweet minutes. I laughed, I cringed, I said WTF?
How the hell am I going to get Chris humping outta my head, Thanks for ruining xmas for me. Dick!
The KKK caroling was off the heezy. lmao
I tried to give Santa a lap dance at Hillsadale Shopping center, but I could tell it wasnt his cup of tea. That scene was so well edited. I mean, damn man.
Im in awe. Epic shiz, every minute of it. Truly.
«lol a fun mixed-bag of crazy stuff:-)
Old commercials I'd hoped never to see again too,thanks for that haha;-)
The 'traditional' White Christmas bit brought back memories of Christmases past hahaha...
I love the Opera House skit too(and the giving head bit in the background lol)
The General Lee in unusual situations kept giving me good chuckles too :-)
The 2-D animated santa skit gave me a good laugh haha well done:-D
Hahahaaha! those twisted Chipmunks got what they had comin' but so did Dave:-)
Too much for me to comment on...but it just flew by and I couldn't possibly comment on everything:-)
Great custom stuff>Excellent work by all involved:-D»
«An amazing compilation.. Very honoured to have been invited along for this romp.
Entertainment jammed in your face every moment & the thrills keep coming all the way thru. The Ads were a crack up. I want me a Mr Microphone bigtime so I can skate & get jiggy wid it like the first guy on the Ad. The bending of TM to suit your needs Bud was just eye popping to the extreme. Loved the way you've pieced it all together, an amazing & colossus feat considering all the different sound levels & types of Video you had to work with. Well my xmas is complete.., been waiting for this baby Jebus to come out & it was well worth the effort.. Hope you are pleased with yourself Bud. I would be. Now you can have a lil rest in the corner over there & eat a banana.»
«Well....I...er...don't know what to say.
There are many films which go down in TMU history as Christmas classics. for example Ken's immortal classic, Santa Claus is coming for you! or An Extreme Brothers Christmas by KingPengvin. But this is definitely something else. It's one of the most repulsive, vile, disgusting machinima films I've ever witnessed. And I loved it.
I think I'm going to have to start a past-time where every Christmas Eve, I shall sit down in a warm cosy area, with a box of tissues and begin to watch this movie. It's a truly heart-warming film told with 'warmth' and 'kindness'. Well done 6HM, TheBiz, Kwis, Johnny, Goof and BBM!...you've created a cult christmas classic.
«Extraordinary collaborative Christmas mayhem from some of the richest sufferers of acute bi-polar depression ever to grace TMU. Technically a masterpiece. Morally a disgrace... LOL. I'm in shock! My jaw has dropped to the floor! I have crapped in my pants. What a wonderful feeling... and a wonderful irreverent movie! Yes... a classic is born.
«Along with Jingle Balls and Frosty the Blowman, the Tom Wopat Christmas Spectacular is destined to become a holiday classic in years to come, part of the Christmas Eve traditions for families across the globe.
But those of us on TMU are blessed by being here at the beginning, by being able to celebrate that first TWCS Christmas.
So put the presents under the tree, put on the battery-powered red noses, get naked, get greased up, and do the sleighride with your partner as you watch The Tom Wopat Christmas Spectacular.
God bless us, every one.»
«What can I say?
If you want PC, this ain't the movie for you! If, however, you've packed your sense of humour in your pocket and you want to see some insanely funny and clever stuff, acted by excellent guys, supported by some eye-popping modding, clever writing and genuinely hilarious (and irreverent) comedy, this is the one movie that you should watch this festive season!
That damned Kringle's jingle sticks in the mind, though! And the Chipmunks sequence is just disturbing!»
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