«Its really EPIC. I'm afraid to imagine how much time you made all those scenes.
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BRIDE OF GRINDHOUSE TIME!
«Its really EPIC. I'm afraid to imagine how much time you made all those scenes.
«Wolfbane Blooms and Murder Killers were awesome! I also love the use of footage from Skyrim in the Slayer Vixens trailer. And Pigcunt was the most bizarre trailer of the entire thing, I couldn't stop laughing. Alot of these were really hilarious though. Really good work Bezzer. Loved every moment of it.»
«This concludes the Grindhouse trilogy brilliantly. I've really enjoyed watching all of these trailers and I hope to see some of them adapted into real machinima some day. You promised 40 minutes of filth, sleaze, exploitation, gore, grime and other yucky stuff; we certainly got it!
«This was absoloutely EPIC guys. One of the best things I've seen on this site in terms of entertainment. I piss on your guts and spit on your grave and IT CAME FROM PLANET HELL were just pure awesome. I'll definitely end up watching this again in a few months. Beautiful piece of work here.»
«Unfortunately, I missed most of the film because I was standing in line at the snackbar, but what I did see I liked. Oh, by the way, I drove away and ripped off a speaker. Can I keep it? FYI, my wife came from the planet hell. Now I'm going to enjoy the Smithfield barbecue sandwich I bought at the snack bar. Good stuff, this.»
«You managed to make a collection of trailers from 9 directors flow seemlessly which is definately no easy accomplishment. Overall this is an amazing installment to this series. I never would have seen this series going here after the first one but I'm really glad it did because this kicked ass. There wasn't a single dull moment in all of these 40 minutes and plenty of highlights. It Came from Planet Hell, I Spit on your Guts and Piss on your Grave, Beach Party Massacre, and Hard Time for Sassy. Oh and how could I forget Pigcunt?
STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS BITCH! »
«To quote GP in Beach Party Massacre (a highlight for me),"The creature is of mammoth proportions!" Its a mammoth package of XXXploitation that I could easily see playing on a neverending loop at the TMU dive bar as we all get smashed and giggle. Putting the Last Negress on Earth post credits with a special warning was a questionable decision but otherwise a good time was had by all. »
«Violent Perversions made me want to be violent! Reb Ransom ROCKS. Thats a Fact. Honeypants is the sexiest bald Woman i've ever seen!
The Coven of the Super Sluts gave me Goosebumps when they were chanting together.
Planet Terror - I'm always Careful Margret! LOL.. Def 1 of my Faves..
Slayer Vixens looked Amazing.. The Swine in the Park needs a Bullet himself. Galaxy Marauders looked Sci Fi-ne! The Pictures, narration, sounds & delivery just blows me away in 'I spit on your Guts & Piss on your Grave".. Awesome!! I need a Terror Mask!!
hah!! I think I spotted Slim on the Skins in the Lucerfers!! That Band pulls a big Beach Crowd, most impressive. Beach Party Massacre is 1 Full Lengther I'd LOVE to see. Poor lil Sassy looks like she's in for a Real HARD time whichever way she bends. Mmmm.. Thats where I could become a Prison Warden. Great looking trailer! It was definitely a surprise & treat to see the Original 'The End is NighT' as well.. Top idea! The Cannibal Lesbians are damn HOT Bitches.. I don't know if I would be able to keep my Dick out of their Lush sensuous Mouths..
I hope I mentioned everyones efforts there.. It was an awesome Feat & Community Project putting all this together Bezzer.. I applaud & take my Hat off to you my Friend. Well Done. To all the Other Directors & Contributors to 'The Bride' Excellent work Guys. Give yourselves a big Pat on the back. Really well done & entertaining stuff. Loved the Eye Candy throughout the Entire Show. The Tune playing in the End Credits is a Crack-Up btw Bez.. hahaha. Top Stuff!! »
«Holy shit there were some good ones here! Pigcunt just plain freaked me out.
Had a great time watching, you guys all did great. Some of the mods were amazing, bud I'm looking at you. Bezzer wrapped the whole package in one big tasty enchilada of grind -ness so grind on!»
«wow, just wow. wanted to write yesterday evening a comment but i was way too drunk. so i just watched some seconds ago the bride again. first of all... i liked 99 percent of the trailers... hell yeah, there was one that i didnt enjoyed. but only coz the iclone motions didnt look fluently. joe? you know what i mean. thanks bezzer for letting me be a part of this glorrious project. and hell yeah, i got some favorites.
my favorites are:
Pigcunt, Beach Party Massacre, Hard Time For Sassy, The End Is Night and my own one I Spit On Your Guts And Piss On Your Grave.
bud? the toilet scene was mad funny... with the dick outta the peephole
kwistufa as the warden in Hard Time For Sassy... marvelous.
and bezzer? the ending credits are the bomb. the ending credits... i felt like while watching them... i was watching a movie by itself. i hope i explained that right. there are still thousands of thoughts in/on my mind right now... but i think i wrote the important ones down. the bride rocks.»
«I should mention that, although I thought all the trailers were fantastic, the one that I would like to see made into a full length movie would be Shidden's spag western 'I spit on your guts'.
I love my character in this...the bandit 'Huecho Manuela'.
He's the Mexican fat Elvis in a sequined suit with the Iron helmet...I couldn't have wished for a better character to play:-)»
«An awesome collection of humor, boobs, and gore. What more can one ask for? This was one great idea of yours, Bezzer. I have to agree that you did a phenomenal job motivating the array of directors, and putting this whole shibang together (including those wonderful intermission snippets). OH, and that end title yodeling rock piece is hilarious. So when's the next community grind?»
«Having your trailier air with directers like JosephKW, 6HM, Kwistufa,Budbundy,Bezzer etc... along side yours, Is kinda standing in a urinal looking at penises then looking down at your tiny infantile sized peanut cock and realizing how significant yours is compared to others.
Really good stuff here guys, It's amazing seeing what can be down with a tad touch of some outside editing. Real good project Bez that I'm really proud to be apart of.»
«This movie is Rated X-cellent!
I was entertained from start to finish. I applaud everyone who took part in this Frankenstein project, you all did a phenomenal job. The trailers were very entertaining and I also liked all the bits a pieces in between the trailers.
Congrats Bezzer! on pulling off a successful community project, not an easy feat, I for one should know. Thanks for letting me be a part of this monster, it's been a pleasure.
«I suppose I have the right to comment and star this one myself, soooo...
I loved this project...every bit of it.
There isn't a single trailer here that I didn't enjoy and once again, I would like to thank everyone involved.
Going of Tumac's comments, first off, thanks for the kind words and observations and of course, for your involvement on BOGT.
To try and justify my editing/actions/decisions here, it's always going to be difficult to work with somebody else's pride and joy and to make decisions that the directors may not agree with...it's the gamble on a project of this size.
I have tried to take as much care and pride with each and every trailer to make them look and sound like they've been dragged through a parking lot...and I hope I've succeeded:-)
Really difficult to pick...so I won't, because seriously, I loved 'em all:-)
Grind on DOGS!»
«*Stands up and does the slow applause*
I do't know what to say. I'd be repeating myself by saying that this was a masterpiece. Everyone did a glorious job with their trailers capturing the cheese factor of the Grindhouse Era (Especially Pigcunt. I just lost it when that came up).
Brilliant work to those involved. I am honored to have partaken in such an awesome Community Project and I hope to do so again in a future one.
P.S. By the way, for those whom finished the movie by now, in 'When the Wolfbane Blooms', the voice actress who plays 'Stripper with a Shotgun' is Riott007 (But you all should recognize her voice )»
«Great stuff - it's wonderful to see this collaboration finally come to fruition. It dosen't dissapoint; everybody really captured the spirit of the old school grindhouse flicks.
Some notes: I really liked all of the Reb Brown references in joster's trailers - I think he's seen movies like "Strike Commando" and "Robowar".
If I have any criticisms, I think that the crackling sound effects were occasionally overbearing - the audio in my trailer takes a hit because of it. Not a big deal, though.
Also, I can't speak for other directors, as I don't know what they're trailers looked like
prior to editing, but I think that you zoomed in on several of my shots a tad bit too much. With the opening shots of the trailer, it's no big deal, but with a couple of my
shots you crop out alot of the intended image. It's not really your fault, though, as I
imagine that it's very hard to achieve old school grindhouse visuals with modern editing
I certainly enjoyed Pigcunt, though I felt that it seemed more like a short film with an open ending, as opposed to a trailer. Granted, most classic grindhouse trailers do spoil the story, but the trailer went on a tad too long, and ended up feeling more like a short film.
I really liked the SFX and After Effects work in Bud's trailer - shows what is capable to make with the Movies, as long as you have some good outside editing softwares.
I thought that the Shakespeare references in "Supersluts" were pretty clever - that was a fine trailer as well.
I enjoyed your trailers, Bezzer - "Slayer Vixens" especially, though I think that the melding of iClone footage with Skyrim footage, while clever, wasn't as seamless as I would have thought, but it still looked quite good, and using Skyrim was a clever choice.
I liked the use of old school theatre ads throughout the piece - really added to the feel that I'm in a dingy theatre in the 70's.
To those whose trailers I didn't comment on above, I think that ALL of the trailers are excellent, though I only had random thoughts worth posting for a couple of them.
All in all an excellent community project, hopefully one that bezzer will consider doing again. Perhaps "Grindhouse Created Woman"? Heh heh. A well deserved five stars my 8 fellow DOGS.»
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